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T: This has seriously been one of the shittiest weeks I've experienced all year.

1. My ipod car charger/radio adapter shat the bed
2. My house is still crawling along in its progress even though I was kicked out of where I was living before hand so now I have to sleep in a house with no heat/kitchen facilities/hot water/electricity in half the house/internet/cable.
3. The apartment where my parents live is where I do my interneting, but I'm severely allergic to this cesspool when it's humid out (which it has been all week)
4. Friday night I was supposed to hang out with some friends at this dance thing, so I drag a friend of mine along with me to get him out of his house and they never show up, causing us to leave early and waste time/money going there.
5. My tattoo appointment was pushed back yet ANOTHER week. (I know I'm low priority because mine's free, but its just another straw on this camel's back.)
6. Renovations on the house are delayed yet again due to someone getting not enough material for something.
7. I was just kicked out of the house early this morning (while attempting to fap) because the contractor decides to call my parents 15 minutes before he was going to show up to do some work.
8. Half the bands I'm trying to book for my birthday show are giving me the run around. (This is the first attempt at trying to celebrate my birthday myself in about 8 years. Now I know why I stopped trying.)

In short: Fuck My Life

holy fucking fuck fuck.
That really sucks, well if you'd live in my area, my band could play on your party.
anyway, hope your house gets done soon so that you can start to live there.

I need one more Triskelion and I think I'm good for Scars.

And on another note, I need to make some new decks before I go back to FNM

Did you get your Lodestone Golems?

I have 5 Lodestone Golems and 5 Steel overseers.

I need one more Triskelion and I think I'm good for Scars.

And on another note, I need to make some new decks before I go back to FNM

Did you get your Lodestone Golems?

I have 5 Lodestone Golems and 5 Steel overseers.

I am to please.

Hi To Please!

I am to please.

I need one more Triskelion and I think I'm good for Scars.

And on another note, I need to make some new decks before I go back to FNM

Did you get your Lodestone Golems?

Edit: Nevermind. I wont be making it this year.

I love to hate fat chicks.  Now, before you jump my shit and accuse me of hating people because of their health/weight problem (which would be kinda hypocritical on my part) or of trying to revive a very worn-out line of jokes, I'd like to add the qualifier that I hate fat chicks because, in my experience, they universally do not tip well.  The following anecdote is the quintessential example of what I'm describing.

As I have stated before, I work as a delivery driver for a Chinese restaurant in a college town.  About two weeks ago, I got my job back after being laid off for the last 6 weeks or so of the summer due to it being so slow since all the students (read: 30,000 people) were gone.  Last weekend I took an order to one of the other buildings in my apartment complex; the order was $33 and some change, prepaid online and with the word CASH in the spot on the ticket where they write the tip amount on prepaid orders.  For those of you who haven't realized already, 33 dollars can buy you a whole lot of Chinese food.  Now I had a strange feeling about this order that I was gonna get shafted on the tip, but I ignored it on the grounds that I just assume on every order that I'm gonna get a shitty tip anyway.

I walked up to the third floor of this building, knocked, and was received by a skinny Asian freshman-looking kid; my fleeting hopes for at least a decent tip returned to me.  And then the hambeast lumbered into the room as I handed the Asian kid the bags of food.  She gave me a small wad of cash and I took my leave.  Unfolding the money I counted three whole dollars, and with my final breath I cursed Zoidberg.

I totally agree with you in that respect. They did the same thing at the country club I worked at. I'm glad I stopped working there (now I'm probably just going to go back for the summer) because I was going to start harpooning those whales.